Keith Moon: Pitch And Bowl For A Pig!
Keith Altham, Record Mirror, 25 September 1971
THERE WAS a Moon landing in Lyne, Surrey last week when the Who's very own 'lunar-tick' did his bit for his new community by putting in a personal appearance at the local agricultural, 'Chertsey Show' where he bowled for a pig and a bail of hay pitched him all of three feet into the air!
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