I Am The Band: Bob Log III and the One-Man-Band
Chris Campion, Dazed & Confused, June 2003
Let me introduce the band to you.
On the cymbal… left foot.
Over here on the bass drum, we've got right foot. Shut up!
My left hand does all the slide work,
Right hand does the picking.
My mouth hole does most of the talking.
And you're looking at my finger.
Don't talk to my finger though,
My finger is an asshole!
(Bob Log III, 'One Man Band Boom')
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