Holly & the Italians: Days of Future Pasta
Giovanni Dadomo, Sounds, 5 January 1980
Mario: Look-a, Luigi, 'Da Sounds-a, 'e's a gotta recipe page-a!
Luigi: Don't be a cretino. Mario. Thees is-a no recipe, is a Holly and The Italians interview from Giovanni Dadomo.
Mario: Yeah. He's-a mine cousin, you know.
Luigi: Don' say? He's-a mine cousin, too...
Mario: Nice lookin' boy, dat Giovanni...
Luigi: Mmm. Terrible writin' though. HEY! WHY FOR YOU HEET ME?
Mario: Don' spick about my cousin like dat no mo', eh!
Luigi: He's-a mine cousin as well, so...
Mario: HEY! WHY FOR YOU HEET ME?
Luigi: Look, I gotta better idea. We read-a the story an' if we no like... we beat up Giovanni!
Mario: An' if we like... we beatin' him up anyway!
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