Hello. We're Johnny Hates Jazz
William Shaw, Smash Hits, 3 June 1987
Clark Datchler
• His dad used to be in a top jazz group called The Polka Dots!
• He actually doesn't like jazz very much at all!
• He's Clark "Winkie" Datchler and he's been in the music business for absolutely yonks!
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