George Michael: The Glummest Man in Pop?
Sylvia Patterson, Smash Hits, 18 November 1987
Why does George Michael always look so glum? Is it because he's missing his old chum Andrew Ridgeley? Or maybe he's miffed that his last two singles haven't gone to No. 1? Or has he just had enough of this whole pop malarkey? "I won't rest till I get to the bottom of it," vows Sylvia Patterson…
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