Fannypack: So Stylistic
Todd L. Burns, Stylus, 1 September 2003
AS THE SUMMER rushes headlong into its second half, it's perhaps a pertinent portion of information to note: at least half of the hottest summer jams have been made by females. Let's review: 'Rock Wit U', 'Magic Stick', 'Crazy in Love', 'Never Leave You' and 'Cameltoe'. The inevitable question for those without the benefit of file-sharing software, then, becomes "which of these songs necessitates a purchase of a full-length album?" The answer may surprise you.
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