Eminem: It's Rock 'N' Roll, Stupid!
David Dalton, Gadfly, 22 February 2001
I KNOW NOW I really have turned into my parents. Did I really spend three hours watching this dopey, homogenized, pre-packaged pap? Dear Lord, I have drifted helplessly into the fatal, brain-numbing Prozac zone. Have I sold my birthright for a mess of phony, over-rehearsed, pusillanimous, microwaved potage?
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