Eddy Grant Does It California Style
RJ Smith, Creem, January 1984
I JUST GOT my current issue of Processed World ("The magazine with the bad attitude"), and it's a winner. Written by and for the shitheels who get stuck behind the fast food counters and word processors of the world, people who might once have been called working stiffs except that's a condescending anachronism — Processed World is for Dead End Kids, and unless I miss my mark this means MOST OF YOU.
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