Cutting Crew: The Scattering (Virgin)
Danny (Shredder) Weizmann, L.A. Weekly, 3 August 1989
NOTHING WHATSOEVER is cutting about this Crew except for maybe the incisively average music they make, or the little 14-year-old girls' hearts they plan to cut up with their Hot Stuff Duran Duran haircuts and mellow-fellow smiles.
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