Catatonia: Welsh Rabbit
Barbara Ellen, The Observer, 22 March 1998
I DON'T CARE what people say about her; I think that Cerys Matthews, the lead singer of Welsh outfit Catatonia, is a really nice bloke. They are calling her the new Queen of Indie Pop, but she lives her life like a decadent Roman emperor — swaggering around the scene in a manner that would make most of her male peers yearn for a quiet life, complete with on-tap Alka Seltzer.
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