Camper Van Beethoven: Astral Geeks
Richard Gehr, Spin, June 1986
"WE TAKE way too many hallucinogens, we're totally paranoid, and we believe in giant conspiracies. If we get a flat tire, it's caused by the Illuminati," laughs Camper Van Beethoven's guitarist and founder Dave Lowery, nervously.
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