Brand New Heavies: Town & Country Club, Leeds
Dave Simpson, Melody Maker, 9 January 1993
MY MOTHER warned me about getting into cars with strangers. Perhaps she should have also told me about the dangers of accepting voyages into strange record collections. A few nights ago, a black DJ acquaintance of mine became aware of my mission to "get a life" and decided he was the person to give me one. (Oooer — Ed) His methods came highly recommended and were carefully prescribed, involving gargantuan amounts of psychedelic substances, one tiny record player and the collected works of Parliament, P-Funk and Funkadelic.
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