Beatle Talk by Sylvia...
Sylvia Stephens, Fabulous, 1 August 1964
"Actually," Paul McCartney said solemnly, "I've been married for three years." My eyes shot straight up through my McCartney type fringe. "Yes," he continued, still perfectly serious, "for the last three years I've been secretly married to — Ringo."
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