AC/DC: The Dirtiest Story Ever Told
Phil Sutcliffe, Sounds, 28 August 1976
An everyday story of rape, pillage, runny noses, drunken orgies, broken wind, assaults on and by police, sweat-soaked Luncheon Vouchers, and the 279-pound lady who reckoned Bon Scott was her 37th that month (and they'd all been very prominent men!)
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