Riot: Fire Down Under
Phil Bell, Sounds, 15 August 1981
YESSIRREE, THEM rich yankee dudes comfy smokin' their tabbacy'ed exhaust pipes in those croccy-skinned swivel-chairs sure am gonna be mighty peeved when they get that reverse North Atlantic Drift on the devastating desolation wreaked by those nasty, noisy, putrid, punks from downtown Ennwhy, thrashin' out that urchins lurchin' beat from the street, and how they've bin going down one helluva er, Riot limey side.
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