Beats International: "Ngh-nngh-ngghh-ngh-nnunnugh!"
Tom Doyle, Smash Hits, 21 February 1990
Hark! It's the sound of "Dub Be Good To Me — as invented by a bloke who used to be in the Housemartins and a girlie who "starred" in some fish finger commercials with Keith Chegwin! "Whither the bloke with frog in his nostrils? inquires a concerned Tom Doyle
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